The Heat Is On

Oh my, it's warm. So warm, in fact, that the cat gets snippy when I move in front of the fan. In hopes of beating the heat, I jogged with a water bottle. It's squishing annoyed me and rather than drinking it, I decided to wear it. Ahhhhh water. Nature's fruit juice (wait, isn't fruit juice nature's fruit juice?). Upon returning from my heat sweltering jog, I decided to do a little weight bearing exercise and discovered that I will never be cool again. No sense in putting on makeup since I was sweating through my shower. To be honest, I kind of like it... That's right empty calories, leave me, leave me through my pores. Goodbye water retention, we were once very close. I will not miss you.